Selasa, 14 Juni 2011

A Lane Going up The Hill (horror)

            It was a heavy rainstorm in Kampung Sepang. Jabri and Halil had just finished their dinner together at Jabri’s house. They were sitting in the living room for coffe and conversation, hoping the rain would stop soon.

It was half past eleven at night and the downpour was showing no signs of stopping.
“Looks like you’ll have to spend the night here,Halil.” Said Jabri.
“No way,”Halil said, “I’ve to be at work early tomorrow morning.”
A few moment later Halil got into the car, started the engine, and said good night to Jabri.
Something told him that he should’nt have turned off the lane going up the hill, but it was shortest way home. He knew that lane. It ran across from an old Chinese cemetery. There were no light, no cars, no people,  just Halil and his old car.
All of sudden a white shape appeared in the middle of the lane. Halil shone his beam of light in that direction. The white shape turned to Halil. He saw a pair of crimson eyes staring at him. It was a long-haired woman in along white dress. She grinned at Halil. At once, Halil felt his blood freeze. His heartbeat stopped. His mouth opened but he was speechles. His eyes opened wide in terror.
Suddenly, consciousness came into his mind. He quickly reversed his car and sped away just in time.
“I think I’ll take up you offer to spend the night here after all, ” Hali told Jabir as his legs trembled.

Why Do The Moon and the Sun Never Appear Together?

            Long, long time ago , the sun and the moon lived happily together in the sky. They always appeared together during the day and night.
One day, the sun shone brightly so that it almost burned the moon. The sunlight hurt the moon’s eyes very much. This made the moon blind.
The moon left the sun although the sun had apologized to the moon.
The sun love the moon very much, so he chased her. He cased and chased through the years and centuries but has never caught the moon.
That’s why the sun shines during the day at night the moon appears. They will never reunite again.


Magic Mirror


            So, there are three girls: an ugly redhead, a fat brunette, and a dumb blonde.
The three girls are at a historical inn. They stop to take a tour. The innkeeper showed them a mirror. He said that if you tell a lie in front of it, you disappear.
             The ugly redhead goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m pretty” and POOF! She disappears.
Then the fat brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m slim” and POOF! She was gone too.
            Then thr dumb blone goes up to the mirror and says “I think” and POOF! She was gone.

New Baby


            A women is sitting at home enteraining her parents who have come around to congratulate her on the birth of their first grandchild.
            “so, when can we see the baby??”, asks the grandmother .
            “in a little while”, replies the mher.
Sometime passes. The grandparents are looking quite anxious at this point.
            “so, can we see the  baby?” asks the grandfather.
            “when the baby starts cryng.”, replies the mother.
The grandparents turn to look at each other, a little perplexed and ask,”why do we have to wait until the startscryng?!”
            The mother snaps back,  “because I put her down somewhere this morning and I cant remember where I see is!”